Friday, November 25, 2005

Lets go to Branson, Colorado

There is one style of clothing which I love even more than Hawaiian Tshirts, I do not know what this style of clothing is actually called, but I generally just refer to it as either Colorado or Branson clothing.  In highschool I started buying the majority of all my clothing from thrift stores to protest major corporations, support veterans (I shopped primarily at DAV), and of course to save money!  As I started to shop at these type of places I started to find the hilarity in the horrible over the top clothing you can find in masses there.  It's a game I like to play while shopping, and of course the best part is buying them and wearing them afterwards.  While I would often wear a boy scouts uniform, or a "My son is in the airforce" or "World's greatest dad t-shirt" to school, my real personal favorites of a thrift store search are Animal t-shirts.  Please join me in look through some of my personal favorites, maybe some day we will have our own museum,  along with a museum of Jerry Maguire tapes. On a side-note I don't know if anyone gets the humor of it but the banner for this site is meant to be done in this style.

Lets start things off with the epitome of all ironic hipster t-shirts

That's right, Three Wolf Moon

There are several sources in comedy in which I have noticed these style of t-shirts being worn that i'd like to talk about.

Most noteably is one of my favorite comedians Timmy Williams

I think this shark t-shirt of his is totally radi-cool

This is one of my personal all time favorite t-shirts.

This is Mr. Williams Holy Grail of his closet.
If you've been reading this blog for awhile you may remember that Timmy Williams has a cat named Spaceship.

Another source of funny clothing is Zach Galifianakis (On a side note Firefox spell check things Galifianakis is a typo for Egalitarianism)
This is from The Hang Over Part II.  I wonder if while wearing this Zach had a hard time not yelling "Here Comes The Choo-Choo"
And the movie with the best aesthetics Napoleon Dynamite
He also had a great Unicorn shirt.
Where do these T-shirts come from?  The best source I have found of them is The Mountain.  Here are some of their fine products
Try fishing without thumbs bro

They have a lot in this style..

I think they could have fit a few more cats on there personally..

There, that's more like it

I'm the big shark

I plan on buying this one someday.

Open your eyes...

For when 3 wolves just aren't enough!
Can I get a few more wolves please?

This is the Tri-force Link really believes in


I really cannot wait to buy this one!
It glows in the mother fucking dark

Close to this style are a few tshirts I own from Threadless

Got this a couple of years ago, it is my favorite shirt.

Cats + Lasers = Awesome

Cats + Space = Awesome
and Last Christmas I got this shirt for my girlfriend from Think Geek
Your eyes are open

In a random ebay acution I randomly saw this for sell as well

I feel I will regret not buying it for the rest of my existence.

In case you didn't get enough Three Wolf Moon

Sad Keanu sure is Sad
And last but not least, something I added a bit of extra text too.
And their massive tear drop flood.

Almost forgot this one!  Had to go back and edit:
Meet the Creepah

Hawaiian Shirts

So I've been a member of what i'd like to refer to as Team Awesome for about 5 years now.  To be a member of Team Awesome you must wear the finest of all clothing styles, that's right THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT.  Just out of pure silliness I've decided to compile a collection of members for this group. 

I have to start things off with the legend himself Bruce Campbell.
Bruce is a luxury member of this elite group because he buys his shirts at Tony Bahama for $100+ while my Hawaiian shirts tend to run me $2-$4 at my local thrift store.

Colin Mochrie
While it's not my favorite Hawaiian shirt, I believe it counts.
David Born
You may recognize this fine comedian from T&EASGJ!
Tommy Vercetti
Hawaiian threads even look great in the virtual world.
Tom Selleck
He'll show you his Magnum P.I. ;)
Al Pacino
While he may not know what a Pelican is, he has fine choice in clothing.
Steve Buscemi
This is my all time favorite actor.
Trevor Moore
One of the funniest person in comedy today.
Ron Jeremy
This is a rare photo of him because hes wearing clothes.
Weird Al Yankovic
If the pure audio of polka could be turned into thread, it would be made into a Hawaiian shirt.

In the cartoon world we can turn to Gary-Motherfuckin-Oak
He shares a nickname with Bruce Mother-fuckin campbell

And last I have pics of 2 of my 3 Hawaiian shirts.
This was from when I met all 3 of the Boondock Saints.

At the renaissance fair.

Link Share: 11/25/2011

Link share is a new, very simple article type I'd like to start doing.  Basically I just post 10 random links that I found interesting.

Offtopic Article Directory

From time to time I write articles which have little to no relevance to my cat Baby K.  This is a directory to the different type of articles I write.  As not to annoy my regular readers I keep all offtopic writings away from the main page.  Enjoy <3.

    Link Share
    Songs You Should Know About
    Dream Journal
    Film Reviews

Monday, November 14, 2005

If you're having monetary problems I don't sympathize son, you're the 99% i'm in the top 1.

So it looks like this year Kanye West will have some competition for biggest douche-bag-rapper.  Recently Jay-Z has started selling "Occupy All Streets" t-shirts obviously capitalizing off of the Occupy Wall Street movement.  Jay-Z is not the first to try and surely wont be the last.  Whenever we see someone exploit a good cause, or exploit anything or anyone for that matter, to make money we must not purchase the item, even if it is a desirable one (this one is not in my opinion).  When large groups of people participate and stand up against injustice, principles of capitalism can be used to better this world, I think a long with not purchasing these shirts, there should be no more purchasing of anything Jay Z makes money from, not right now, not ever again.  He wants to make money off of an anti-exploitation movement, he obviously doesn't care about his fans, and definitely he doesn't care about "The Hood".

This doesn't have to end at tshirts,  If you don't like the process of how something was made don't purchase it.  There are many stores you can choose from to avoid contributing to such despicable behavior, and these places are often cheaper.  You can buy clothes from thrift stores, food from your local farmers market (Better yet grow it yourself!), etc.  When you do buy clothes from thrift stores, you can also go a little further and remove all corporate labels from them with a blade and markers (are they paying you to advertise?).

Think about your actions, they affect everyone else to some degree.

If you agree be sure to send Jay Zs fanpage a tweet (Perhaps tell him to donate all profits to Occupy Wallstreet) saying so and if you desire please check out my other article about the Occupy Movement.

Have a great day, it's time to change the world.  Educate yourself and your fellow humans.  Look out for eachother <3 We are the 100%

Also, to my Occupy brothers and sisters, if this enraged you, make sure to check out what Frank Miller said about our movement and definitively make sure to leave him a message about how you feel.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Tim Heidecker pays tribute to our lord Hermun cain

I am writing this article to preserve for posterity and to show my gratitude to Tim "I'll Be There" Heidecker for expressing and spreading his love of our lord Hermun Cain. Tom Tim has recorded a surely soon to be grammy/nobel peace prize nominated album Cainthology songs in the key of Cain. (The proceeds go to violence intervention program so make sure to buy it!

All Aboard Cain Train 9-9-9!

Besides recording this glorious album that is a testiment to our lord, and is the driving force that will single-handedly get Hermun elected (along with praying) Jim Tim has also used his twitter as a platform for spreading the cain. 

Recently a group of devout cain followers met up after a livestream broadcast to have a chat about our lord while watching some of his inspiring educational videos.

Here are some quotes from that discussion.

Jesus: i eat 3 pounds of dust daily
Senior_Official: My dog makes dust.
bobby2hotty: The one thing I know for sure about rich people is that they love helping out unemployed people.  Oh wait..
jimmydean69: This is like one of those educational field trip videos on sesame street
Jesus: bottom line: this country runs on dust
Senior_Official: I we keep watching, maybe they'll show us how tires are made.
jimmydean69: I want to go to the meat factory
Co_Cain: Lung Cainser.
Jesus: crayon factory
jimmydean69: Where's my Hermun?
bobby2hotty: my lord!
jimmydean69: Theres my hermun
Co_Cain: cain train baby!
Senior_Official: "I want a song that sounds like Fake Plastic Trees...but less fruity."
HankSedan: Herman Cain beat cancer...with Godfather's Pizza
Jesus: doesnt check his memos i see
Senior_Official: He just cured that woman of her cancer too, with only a kiss.
Jesus: not the kind of president i want
enior_Official: She had skin cancer on her cheek. But when a patient has breast or ovarian cancer, Cain needs to kiss there too.
jimmydean69: colon cancer
HankSedan: Hermun, learn to transition between cliches
HankSedan: Herman Cain, Pizza Farmer
jimmydean69: I put the stream on mute and am watching it with this playing
Jesus: quite dramatic
Senior_Official: I want to see how he farms the Pizza. Hermun, SHOW US HOW YOU FARM THE PIZZA.
jimmydean69: PIzza Seeds
Senior_Official: Of course!
jimmydean69: I need to buy some of those, start a garden shrine to the lord
Senior_Official: We're Raisin Cane. Abso-lutely.
HankSedan: is he endorsing seperate but equal?
Co_Cain: seperate but splenda actually
Co_Cain: because it's made with sugar CAIN
Senior_Official: Herman Cain: I'm a pizza famer first. A cowboy second and a monster figher third. So that's PFCMF.
HankSedan: nothing says economic recession like a dilapidated piano
Senior_Official: Hermun Qualve and Robocop 2012.
Jesus: messed up and junk
jimmydean69: synth is the way of the future anyway
Co_Cain: 999 is great until someone comes up with the 1000 plan
jimmydean69: This is what happens to a neighborhood when a new godfathers pizza comes in
Senior_Official: It's a synth piano noodling old fashioned saloon music. Best of both worlds.
Senior_Official: AMEN Lord Cain.
Senior_Official: If no one regulated the buffalo, how do you know how many were there?
jimmydean69: 300% angus burgers  for godfathers
Co_Cain: corndog.
jimmydean69: dogs bad pizza good
GoGaryGo: cain is such a jokester
GoGaryGo: let hermun be hermun
jimmydean69: Twin dick sillouette
GoGaryGo: Indiana Jones hat
Senior_Official: Sigmund Freud directed this ad.
w1234: Obama is the orange sherbert of reagan
GoGaryGo: clinton is the pistachio reagan
jimmydean69: House of cain
w1234: add some chocolate sprinkles, you get cain train
jimmydean69: Cain put his banana in the split.
jimmydean69: allegedly of course
GoGaryGo: rockin' the double breasted suit
jimmydean69: Original Cowboy, riding into freedom town
w1234: herman cain invented country music
Senior_Official: Hermun Cain and Free Crazy Bread 2012.
jimmydean69: Is there anything else on?  Hermus talking in loops again
jimmydean69: I figured hermain cain would be a blue tooth guy
jimmydean69: he needs a new communications expert
Senior_Official: You know, it's only after you've watched this loop of ads about a hundred times that you truly understand The White Water.
jimmydean69: colored, white, who cares, I like original water
jimmydean69: the same great taste of water our grand papas had
Senior_Official: Yeah, both waters taste like Carolina well water.
default: He died on the cross so many years ago
default: but now he's come back to stay.
Senior_Official: You know what's gonna happen, they're gonna crucify him again.
default: Eventhough what he believes in is right for our country!
jimmydean69: ITS A CAIN MUTINY
default: He's walkin around in his blue suede shoes!
jimmydean69: The ron pauls of teh world need to pay attention when Hermun talks
Co_Cain: no capital gains...only capital CAINS
Senior_Official: Cain's gonna round up the poor and relocate them to "opportunity zones."
jimmydean69: Ohh I caint wait for the lords day on the 25th, we can have candy caines
Senior_Official: We're gonna put you on the Cain Train and send you to an Opportunity Zone.
jimmydean69: Sorry this is strictly a tunity zone, if you'd like both tunity and oppor you better head somewhere else
Senior_Official: Hermun Cane - He will make Tunity and Destroy the Dust.
jimmydean69: We will defeat the dust with white water.  All men deserve mud.
Senior_Official: I think I need to grow a Cain Block mustache.
Senior_Official: I'm glad to see Cain taking back the mustache from those liberal 70's porn stars.
jimmydean69: >>Now watching with Eye of the Tiger playing
jimmydean69: Nothing shows how hip our lord is more than clips of him upside down
Senior_Official: "I oppose liberal politics, those fat cats in Washington and those pricks at Pizza Hut."
jimmydean69: Dominineos, and peppep john better watch out.  The caine train is commin through
jimmydean69: also, am I the only one that thinks this whole thing is made better by the constant thumbnail image of hermun in the left upright corner
Senior_Official: Doesn't "raising cain" mean "summoning up the same spirit as the bible's first murderer?"
Senior_Official: No sir. That's beaming tiny Cain (with teeth photoshopped to a laserlike white) is so reassuring. Our lord watches over us, always.
Senior_Official: Tiny Cain 2012.
jimmydean69: I think I want to print out a sticker of that cain pic and put it on a pair of sunglasses on the inside.  So my life is liek these videos
Senior_Official: Tiny Cain Sunglasses. Genius. Much better than a campain button. We need to put Lord Cain CLOSER TO THEIR FACES.
jimmydean69: I want herman caine underpants
Senior_Official: Obama is so aloof. He's the candidate that can only be seen from a distance. But Lord Cain is watching you a quarter inch from your face.
Senior_Official: Hermunderoos.

Please leave a comment if you love the lord Hermun cain and wish him great success.

Now enjoy some of these fine songs and videos, but make sure to also PURCHASE THE ALBUM.